THE D.E.A

Half A Blunt

The Perfect Dosage of Marijuana Use.

anybody ever rolled a small joint wth receipt paper?

because thats what im gonna do known because theres no sense in buying a blunt for this little amount of weed and my bowl has been cheating me of my highs because its not fully cleaned

ive done it with dictionary paper back in high school

but receipt paper?

idk, seems like the only paper i have thats thin enough….im more worried about smoking the ink though…

Gonna start thinking of my dealers in terms of Quarterbacks

 got this idea just now.

because i got this one dealer i swap movies with and i wanted money for the dvds and he’s like “come on you need the product”

meanwhile im sitting here with an 1/4 of kush from my number 1 guy

i didnt say this but in my mind I was like “dude you’re even my first backup. you’re like third string. I got Tom Brady and you’re not even Rex Grossman”

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